By Samatar Elmi
Who art in Cali.
Programmer by trade.
Thy start-up come,
thy will become
an FTSE 500.
Give us this day our…
Programmer by trade.
Thy start-up come,
thy will become
an FTSE 500.
Give us this day our…
Explore Poems: Humor
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- By Xi ChuanIf I could, I would put on a facemask and walk into the desert to meet with fairies and angels.
I put… - By D. A. PowellSaid my illness
I’m tired of being
serious all the
time I don’t
like how you
treat me like
we haven’… - By Natalie ShaperoGod come on stop cutting me
out of your photos God stop dragging
the mouse around my shopworn
body like… - By Rafael CampoOutside somewhere, beneath an atmosphere So pure and new each breath is musical And silent, mouth-watering…
- By Susan BrowneI know something’s cooking
When you give me that look,
Your eyes appearing slightly crossed
Above your… - By Amorette "Epiphany" LormilI’ve parked parts of an 8-knot tongue somewhere in my breath
My glottal effect be global
Sound like … - By Wanda Colemanwhat bohunkian images i have of you
crash against my niggernoggin as i shiver and stroll
long air-conditioned… - By Ya ShiImagining another person is like writing my diary in poetry.
We don't know each other, but the same… - By Kit SchluterYou can call me Puppy, or you can call me Sweetybuns.
You can call me Glasscake, Cromagnonpoops, or… - By Raymond LuczakAfter being abducted by aliens and left incoherent
in the woods across the street, the government
would… - By Marcus WickerSome of you future motherfuckers oughta be
ashamed about the state of your ply count.
Ol’ hologram… - By Dorothy ChanChinese superstition tells me it’s bad luck
to get a haircut when I’m sick, and my hair
gets cut twice… - By Wendy VidelockDear Writers, I’m compiling the first in what I hope is a series of publications I’m calling artists…
- By Paul MuldoonI’ll be the Road Runner
To your Wile E Coyote
I’ll take you in my stride
I’ll be a Sancho Panza
To your… - By Al ZolynasI look over my own shoulder
down my arms
to where they disappear under water
into hands inside pink … - By Alberto Ríos1
Pies have a reputation.
And it’s immediate —no talk of potential
Regarding a pie. It’s good
Or it… - By Dan VeraI will tell you why she rarely ventured from her house.
It happened like this:
One day she took the…