I Google Myself

I Google myself

I want you to love me

When I feel down

I want you to Google me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I Google myself

I want you to remind me

I don’t Google anybody else

When I think about you

I Google myself

Ooh

I don’t Google anybody else

At home alone in the middle of the night

I Google myself

I Google myself

And see you before me

Any fool could see

Just how much I Google myself

Get down on your knees &

Friend me and Poke me

I don’t Google anybody else

When I think about you

I Google myself

Ooh I don’t Google anybody else

At home alone in the middle of the night

I Google myself

and I like what I see

Oh oh oh oh I can’t stop Googling myself

1,690,000 results for Googling myself

When I haven’t Googled myself for a while

You’re the sun who makes me shine

I’m one of millions who constantly Google themselves

I want to make you mine

I don’t Google anybody else

And when I think about you I Google myself

Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh

Source: Poetry (July/August 2009)